I must apologise. My last post was woefully lacking.
My only excuse is that I was writing in a hurry. While being badgered by children. Who should have been sleeping.
All of the following words should have been included (I'm sure there are some that I will miss - please point them out to me)
penis
wang
todger
weenie
weaner
diddle
schlong
the little fireman
Oh how sad. I thought I knew more than that.
It was bad enough that I didn't make the most of the opportunity I had to use them all. Sadder still that I don't actually know that many after all.... *hangs head in shame*
percy
ReplyDeletefrom the saying "Point Percy at the Porcelain"...
What? You never heard me say that?? Probably because I was too prim and proper to use that term in front of a small girl...
or maybe, and I may be spitballing here, but maybe I never heard it coz I don't HAVE a "percy" :OP (or did you forget again I'm one of your girl daughters?)
ReplyDeleteErrmmm, I think you're now a woman daughter, but agree that there was a time when you were a girl daughter. Hence the absence of a mention of percy. I would more likely have said "go check the plumbing" or one of the other less masculine euphemisms...
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